My Real Picture That's me. Trying to perform a weird experiment (I'm the experimentalist) concerning vine, funnel and my own head. (Behind me, you can spot one of my associate collaborator.) 

It is dangerous and it is NOT easy to perform, so be careful - DO NOT TRY IT AT (YOUR) HOME. 

Experiment wasn't particularly succesfull, and only conclusion we got is that funnel has to be turned uspide down, and that it should be IN (not ON) my head. 
Result of this experiment is still unpublished due to the lack of repeatibility. But, below is the list of other papers I have published ...

List of Publications
(Email me, if interested in any ...)
2011- 2006-2010 2001.-2005. 1996.-2000. 1992.-1995.